I can explain. It’s very valuable. You can see how I lived before I met you. Kif, I have mated with a wo […]
These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. Maybe […]
Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing […]
Shut up and take my money! Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And I’d do it again! And perh […]
Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away […]
Soon enough. I wish! It’s a nickel. Then we’ll go with that data file! So I really am important? H […]
Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! With gusto. So I really am i […]